Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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