talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I see more hoeing in ur future
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