nutella sex= disaster
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
The Olympian is in my bed
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize