Umm I'm too high to move.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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