just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There r osticjed everywhere
He called his prostate his "boner button".
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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