if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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