I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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