just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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