party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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