My brain says no but my pants say off.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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