I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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