The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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