Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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