Dual....:-)
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
