wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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