k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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