What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Little spoons don't ask big questions
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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