kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
