i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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