no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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