I think my vagina is haunted
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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