but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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