im about as happy as oj after his trial
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize