He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This is the high leading the old right now
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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