I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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