i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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