On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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