Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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