In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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