we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just pee around me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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