Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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