Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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