Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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