that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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