Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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