I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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