that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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