He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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