Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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