He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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