i think i have herpe
just one?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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