How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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