i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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