I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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