yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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