I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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