Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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