I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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