so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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