So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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