I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
